When i was 5, i think, we were playing follow the leader as i recall lol, n we were all holdin on 2 each otha n i was holdin on 2 Corin  n all of a sudden we went very fast n i flew off da end n ran smack in2 sum boys head..... n managed (quite cleverly i thought) 2 break my cheekbone n get a phat black eye...... it wasnt funny at the time.

when i was in yr 5 (i still hadn't learned by then u no) i was hyper n bored n so i decided 2 tie my dressing gown cord round my ankles n hop up and down the lounge..... then i tripped, fell n smacked my head on the door..... which  kindly decided 2 rebound off my head n knock me out :) oh it was soo unfunny..... but my considerate parents were practically wettin themselves....